Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrr!
How do sheep in Spain say ‘Merry Christmas’?
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?”
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
And one last one I just couldn’t resist…
Four sleeps to go!
* one has just appeared on Tilly Bud’s blog but I promise I’m not copying! Great minds think alike, I think.