I used to be indecisive…

…but now I'm not so sure

what did Adam say on the day before Christmas?…


…It’s Christmas, Eve


Time for some silly Christmas nonsense – just in case you haven’t heard all the Christmas cracker jokes yet…

What did one Angel say to the other?

Halo there!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to ewe.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells, jungle bells…

Who delivers presents to cats at Christmas?

Santa Paws


snoopy_woodstock christmas

One more sleep…




8 thoughts on “what did Adam say on the day before Christmas?…

  1. I have a niece called Eve. I always enjoy saying “Happy Christmas, Eve”, which is very silly, I know.

  2. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

    Deep pan, crisp and even.

  3. These are pretty good!
    The only “Eve’s we know are all actually called “Eva” which would “kind of “work LOL

  4. I think Eva would work almost as well as Eve. 😉

  5. Thanks for the dreadful jokes 🙂

    Merry Christmas!

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