I used to be indecisive…

…but now I'm not so sure

Are you clever enough to understand these jokes?


That was the question posed when a friend put a link on Facebook.  Always up for a challenge, I felt really pleased with myself when I ‘got’ about three quarters of them.  You might have seen it already – there were 25 jokes in all, but I’ve only put a few of them here.

1.  A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage.  The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

2.  What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac spend most of his time doing?  Wondering if there is a dog.

3.  How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?  A fish.

4.  There are 10 types of people in the world.  Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

5.  When I heard that oxygen and magnesium had hooked up I was, like, OMg.

6.  A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

7.  What do you call two crows on a branch?  Attempted murder.

8.  Never trust an atom.  They make up everything.

9.  A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “Five beers please.”

10.  A programmer’s wife tells him, “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread.  If they have eggs, get a dozen.”  The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

How did you do?

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10 thoughts on “Are you clever enough to understand these jokes?

  1. Got em all except 7. AND I’ve only had one coffee so far this morning (brag brag). Number 4 reminds me of one of PF’s favourite jokes: “In this world, there are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can’t”.

  2. Very clever. Didn’t get the crows one, but otherwise ok.

  3. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    One. And that’s NOT funny.

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