Dear days of the week, I know this is controversial, but could you please arrange to either last longer (25 hours rather than the usual 24), or introduce a new one? I have requested an extra month during the summer holidays, but the odd extra day in the week would really help to get things done! Not every week, though – an extra day during a tough working week wouldn’t be very welcome!
Dear foxes in my garden, Please stop digging it up, and please stop your noisy night-time antics. Also, please stop bringing in rubbish/trash from other peoples’ bins and leaving it lying around.
Dear weather gods, Thank you for this current spell of warm sunny weather – we are enjoying it very much.
Dear designers of new school buildings, I would like to suggest that you come and spend a day working in a small classroom with thirty children on a warm, sunny day. Hopefully you would realise that the design of your rooms is woefully inadequate and the windows do not open sufficiently wide to get a decent breeze.
Dear fellow bloggers, I’ve been very lax recently in reading and commenting but I am hopeful that next week I might have more time.
Dear American friends, Happy 4th of July!