Dear blackbirds, I really enjoyed listening to you as I walked home from work yesterday.
Dear Asda floor cleaning machine, Do you just wait for me to arrive before you start cleaning the floors? Do your spies see my car pull into the car park and tell you to get into position? It doesn’t happen in any of the other supermarkets but, every time I go to Asda, there you are (and sometimes there are two of you) beeping and working slowly in whichever aisle it is I want to be in and generally getting in my way. I remember now why I very rarely visit Asda!
Dear Autumn, You are beginning to look very attractive, as more and more of the leaves on the trees are starting to turn to shades of orange and red.
Dear Strictly Come Dancing, Thank you very much for an excellent day/evening out last Saturday. We had a great time, although it was a very long day queuing to get into the studios, and then sitting for 6 hours while the programme was recorded. The carton of fruit juice and four-finger KitKat were very welcome at the end of the live show.
Dear weekend, How can you nearly be here already?
Dear weather, I hope you are not disappointed, but I am not going to write to you today.