Dear washing machine, Please can you work a bit faster, I am impatient to get things done.
Dear magpies, Do you realise how amusing you look, trying to eat the bird food in the feeders when you can’t actually grasp on to them. Jumping up and pecking at the fat ball quickly before landing on the ground again doesn’t seem particularly efficient!
Dear grass, Well, the plans of last Friday to give you a cut last weekend were, and continue to be, thwarted by the heavy rain we have been having since then. It’s going to take a lot of dry sunny days before you are going to be close to a chance of a cut. Sorry.
Dear garden birds, I’m pleased to see you have continued to visit all week. In fact you have been there in such numbers that I’ve had to refill the feeders a couple of times.
Dear bird bath, You must be feeling very pleased. At last, the birds have been using you – not for bathing at the moment, but I’ve seen a few this week having a drink.
Happy Friday everyone!