Dear weather gods, The arrival of the summer solstice should herald warm sunny days, maybe with the odd light shower, and long evenings. What has happened this year? We have had wall to wall rain, with the added excitement of some torrential rain and flash floods in some parts of the south. Can you please shape up and sort yourselves out.
Dear garden weeds, STOP GROWING. I can’t keep up! It’s time for you to die back of your own accord I think – my hands are exhausted from trying to tame you.
Dear plants, Just as soon as there is a decent break in the weather I will get the rest of you planted out into your proper positions either in the ground or in my tubs.