Dear squirrels, If I were to put some food out specially for you, with a sign with your names on it, would you leave the bird feeders alone so that the birds can have a chance?
Dear laptop, Your days may be numbered. That is all I am going to say on the matter.
Dear raincoat, At this rate you are going to be worn out by the end of the summer!
Dear London Palladium, You really need to get yourselves more organised and think about the fact that, if hundreds of complimentary tickets have been given out for a show and have to be collected from the Box Office on the evening of the performance, then there are going to be lots of people arriving at the same time to collect them! Having to delay the start of a show by 30 minutes because the queues were so long is not really acceptable. It’s astonishing to think that it hadn’t occurred to someone that this might happen!
Dear London Palladium (again), You were a magnificent venue for the world premier concert performance of a brand new musical, Eugenius. I hope the potential investors who were there on Wednesday night see that this would be a show worth backing. The music is brand new, the style is 80s and the jokes come thick and fast. It was a great evening, with a magnificent cast, and we came home with the songs ringing in our ears.
Happy Friday everyone!