Dear laptop, You are great when you work, but extremely annoying when you don’t. The last few days have been very frustrating, waiting for things which are ‘Not Responding’, and if you don’t shape up then it will be time to ship you out. Take note.
Dear autumn, More signs of your arrival are beginning to creep in now, and I can’t decide if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
Dear pigeons, I don’t mind you coming into the garden in ones and twos, but larger groups are not really acceptable – you give the garden the air of a public square, and you take up too much space. Please will you wait somewhere in an orderly fashion until the pair who are pecking up the seeds from underneath the bird feeder are finished and then you can take their place.
Dear fingernails, You seem to be growing very quickly at the moment. I wonder if it is the time of year.
Dear laptop, Have I mentioned how annoying you are at the moment? This post is taking ages to put together. I am not happy.
Dear Savage Chicken, I know just how you feel.