Dear traffic cones, I heard on the radio this week that some of you are being removed from the roads in readiness for all the traffic that will be travelling over the coming week or so. I think this just goes to prove my theory that you are not all actually being used for roadworks some of the time – if you were in use for roadworks you couldn’t be moved. I hope that you have a nice break wherever you are stationed and that you behave yourselves!
Dear weather, I am not impressed. That’s all I have to say on the matter.
Dear people, The shops WILL open again after Sunday – you do not need to panic buy.
Dear Christmas tree, Your decorations are looking good.