Dear supermarkets, It’s a struggle to see any shelves that are not displaying Easter goodies. Surely you cannot expect to sell that quantity of Easter eggs by the end of this weekend?
Dear ironing board, You look so much better now that you have a new cover.
Dear garden, You are looking greener and greener with every day that passes. The leaves appearing on the trees is one of my favourite times of the year – everything is looking fresh and clean.
Dear cyclist wearing dark clothes and with no lights on your bike, I think we both had a narrow escape the other night when I turned out of a narrow side road into another fairly narrow road lined with parked cars. That was one moment where I thought I might have preferred you to have been on the pavement rather than on the road – I know I normally complain about that. If you are going to do the right thing and ride on the road, you need to have lights on your bike during the hours of darkness.
Dear weather, It would be nice if we could have a repeat of last weekend’s beautiful weather this weekend. Please?
Dear readers, Happy Easter.